Stormtrooper High Heels Are Key to All Your Sex Fantasies

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If Luke had worn these on the Death Star, Leia would have never said he was too short to be a stormtrooper. And then she would have smacked his sorry peasant ass to grab them. And maybe George Lucas would have never decided to produce the prequels after that. And the world would have been a much, much better place. But I digress. The question here is-and I'm asking you-how the heck can you convince your sexual partner to wear these and the rest of the uniform?


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