Hmmm...this Sushezi sushi tube looks familiar. While it is all but useless as a weapon, the tube can help the average Joe enjoy professional looking sushi at home with its easy roll feature. Now that I think about it, maybe you could use it as a weapon—a salmonellasaber with an incapacitating puke blade. Available for $20. [Taylor Gifts via RGS]
Sushi is one of the most fucking simple things a person could make, especially makizushi. I mean, I could almost understand those gadgets to make nigiri-zushi, but a plastic tube to make maki rolls? The traditional mat of reeds strung together isn't a good enough gadget or something? Seriously, WTF?