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The Desperate Times Before Internet Porn

Getting porn as a kid in the ’70s was hard. You had to be part 007, part Pee Wee Herrman and part Rocky (specifically, the meat beating training scene). In short, there was no internet. How’d they do it? They had their ways. Although old-timers may tell you they had to wank uphill both ways…

Tech News Jason Chen Jul 16

Star Trek XXX: The io9 Review [NSFW]

Star Trek may actually be the sexiest TV show ever, thanks to Spock’s repressed passion, shirtless Sulu and Kirk, green women, beehive hairdos, miniskirts and metal bikinis. So I’m sad that yet another Trek porn vid feels… ordinary. Warning: NSFW! Hustler put out This Ain’t Star Trek XXX as a tie-in to J.J. Abrams’ reimagining…

io9 Charlie Jane Anders Jun 4

Seth Rogen’s Fake Star Wars Porn Versus Actual Star Wars Porn [NSFW]

Will Zach and Miri Make A Porno’s “Star Whores” spoof skin-flick stand up against actual Star Wars porn? We’ve collected the best Star Wars porn from artistic porn site Cathouse and compared it with a few shots from the new Rogen comedy. On one hand, you’ve got Elizabeth Banks as Princess Leia, a dianoga dildo…

io9 Meredith Woerner Oct 29

Meet The King Of Soft-Core Scifi Sex Comedies [NSFW]

Emmanuelle wears a cyber-headset that lets her control someone else’s body, so of course she uses it to turn a piano-player into her sex-puppet. Writer-director Rolfe Kanefsky’s softcore porn films include mind-control, alien sex toys… and the invisible man. There’s a whole subculture of scifi pervs for whom LA-based Kanefsky is their cinematic god, and…

io9 Charlie Jane Anders Sep 26

Space Pirates And Sex Mechas: The Best Scifi Hentai Without Tentacles [NSFW]

This green-haired alien girl can rip your clothes off AND make you super-horny with just a strobe-flash of her eyes. Some people think science fiction hentai porn is all about tentacle monsters, but they’re dead wrong. There are mad scientists who transform women into super-evolved sex-monsters, androids who need human sperm to upgrade their firmware,…

io9 Charlie Jane Anders Aug 28

The Orgasm That Blew Up A Computer [Very NSFW]

Desiree Cousteau has an orgasm so massive, it makes the punch cards fly out of the 1970s-style computer she’s hooked up to, in this bizarre sequence from 1980’s Randy The Electric Lady. Randy visits a sex institute because she’s never had an orgasm — so, of course, they gas her and hypnotize her with weird…

io9 Charlie Jane Anders Jun 2

Ejaculate! Ejaculate! Daleks’ Ultimate Aim Revealed (NSFW)

Final proof that there’s a fetish for everyone: the Daleks, the genocidal cyborgs from Doctor Who, starred in their own porn video a few years ago — and it turns out those egg-whisk guns of theirs have a setting we never knew about. Abducted By Daleks had barely gone on sale before the BBC sued…

io9 Charlie Jane Anders Mar 14

Watch Out For Sex-Rays And Perverted Parasites (NSFW)

The intercom in Mr. Haywood’s office has the power to turn a corporate shark into a ravening sex-beast at the flick of a button, in The Ultimate Attraction. Scifi is full of devices that can crank up anyone’s sex drive to 150 percent, including sex-rays, drugs and alien organisms. Click through for our roundup of…

io9 Charlie Jane Anders Feb 27

The Naughtiest Dystopian Fetish Comics (NSFW)

Some of the wildest adult BDSM comics take place in elaborate future dystopias, where society has broken down and fetish-wear is the survivalist uniform of choice. Often, the backstory of these sexy post-apocalypses includes plagues, killer cyborgs and nuclear holocausts. Are you feeling turned on yet? Click through for our roundup of the sexiest post-apocalyptic…

io9 Charliejane Jan 28

Hottest Sex Robots Of Science Fiction

Reiko is a pleasure bot, designed to go out and collect sexual experiences for her corporate masters to sell as virtual reality recordings, in the cyber-porn movie I.K.U. She goes to sex raves and transforms from android to human form. Or she hangs out in a glowing pink web, spangled with dildos. Some of the…

io9 Charliejane Jan 15

Greatest Sci-Fi Porn Of All Time

Porn has always wanted to be science fictional, ever since the influential Barbarella. Weird aliens or “cyberpunk” touches can help to liven up otherwise repetitive porn scenarios. And the line between a science fiction “B” movie and a soft-core porn epic is often more seethru than Jane Fonda’s breast bubbles. Click through for a history…

io9 Charliejane Jan 8

In SF, Third Breast Is More Common Than Third Eye

Why does science fiction love extra breasts so much? Blame Douglas Adams, who threw in a reference to the triple-breasted whore Eccentrica Gallumbits in Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. It sounded all sophisticated and sly coming from a Brit. But then William Shatner and Paul Verhoeven got their hands on the concept. Star Trek V,…

io9 Charliejane Jan 4

iBrate App Turns iPhone Into Vibrator

Click to viewLadies (and gentlemen), your iPhone app has come, and it’s called iBrate. It has one function: turn your iPhone into a vibrator. To control it, all you have to do is hit the one button. To stop, hit stop. Simple. Here’s our wish list for version 2. • Bigger start/stop button • Variable…

Tech News Jason Chen Sep 5

Tobacco-Flavored Condoms, Party In Your Mouth

In order to promote safe sex among India’s prostitutes, Hindustan Latex Ltd has developed “paan-flavored” condoms—making a man’s…cigar…resemble the tasty Indian treat of betel nuts, spices and tobacco wrapped in betel leaves. At first you might say, “Sign me up!!” And we can certainly understand the enthusiasm. But are these prophylactics missing the point? After…

Gadgets Mark Wilson Jul 18

Japanese Robotech Thruster Sex Machine

Like Lam with his pink Japanese blowjob machine, I was debating whether I should post this. But if you can handle his pink blowjobber, you can handle this Robotech Thruster machine. https://gizmodo.com/pink-japanese-blowjob-machine-249962 The thruster attaches to a table or other solid surface and has a “Highspeed piston,” “Powerful movement” and a “High quality stabilizer”. It’s…

Tech News Jason Chen May 22

Brazilian Prostitutes on your iPod

M.Class, a Brazilian escort firm, allows you to download video “interviews” of their selection of saucy, freshly waxed, Brazilian harlots straight to your iPod. It’s a safe way to meet girls in Rio de Janeiro without risking your kidney. Way to use that iPod your wife gave you for Christmas. Make sure you wrap more…

Tech News Todd Haselton Jan 25

The Desperate Times Before Internet Porn

Star Trek XXX: The io9 Review [NSFW]

Seth Rogen’s Fake Star Wars Porn Versus Actual Star Wars Porn [NSFW]

Meet The King Of Soft-Core Scifi Sex Comedies [NSFW]

Space Pirates And Sex Mechas: The Best Scifi Hentai Without Tentacles [NSFW]

The Orgasm That Blew Up A Computer [Very NSFW]

Ejaculate! Ejaculate! Daleks’ Ultimate Aim Revealed (NSFW)

Watch Out For Sex-Rays And Perverted Parasites (NSFW)

The Naughtiest Dystopian Fetish Comics (NSFW)

Hottest Sex Robots Of Science Fiction

Greatest Sci-Fi Porn Of All Time

In SF, Third Breast Is More Common Than Third Eye

iBrate App Turns iPhone Into Vibrator

Tobacco-Flavored Condoms, Party In Your Mouth

Japanese Robotech Thruster Sex Machine

Brazilian Prostitutes on your iPod

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