The Massive Amount of Crap Left By Irene In New York's Harbor
NASA has released this true-color satellite image of New York Harbor. It usually is full of crap, but this photo shows…
FEMA Determines How Bad a Hurricane Is By Checking if The Waffle House Is Open
This seems lifted from The Onion but it's not. According to the WSJ, FEMA Administrator Craig Fugate uses a 'Waffle…
Before and After Pictures of Hurricane Irene Are Stunning and Sad
As I woke up Sunday morning in NYC after Hurricane Irene, I was disappointed. Why? Because naively, I wanted to see…
Jet Skiing Through Your Hurricane-Ravaged Neighborhood
What would you do if you woke up after Irene and saw your entire town had been flooded? Check your basement? Call…
Hurricane Irene rat-lizard befuddles internet
Strangely enough, Tropical Storm Irene brought out not one, but two examples of storm beasts. The latest being to drum…
Why the hurricane Irene evacuations in New York City were a success
When hurricane Irene failed to flood Manhattan as predicted over the weekend, many called the evacuation an…
Seeing New York City During Hurricane Irene Was Like Seeing a Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland
Though New York City largely managed to avoid the wrath of Hurricane Irene, the windy bitch still managed to strip…
Don't Be Mad at the Weather Man Because Irene Fizzled
So Hurricane Irene was a major letdown to some people. Why did that weather dude make you evacuate, anyway?
Spider-Man fought Hurricane Irene using the power of joy
Yesterday, Spider-Man inexplicably went down to Hampton, Virginia to surf during the middle of Hurricane Irene. His…
Watch a Weather Man Get Covered in What's Probably Raw Sewage
Look, if you're getting pelted in the face with bad-smelling, bad-tasting "organic material," maybe it's time to pack…
Soon You Might Need a Stay in These Escape Pod Hotels
These former oil rig rafts now, somehow, serve as hotel rooms for the nautically inclined. Owned by one Denis…
Why Would You Whip Your Penis Out During a Hurricane on National TV? (NSFW)
People watching the Weather Channel just got a treat. During Eric Fisher's dispatch from Virginia beach, a few bros…
Irene Blows Her Way Through the East Coast (Updating)
After Hurricane Irene made landfall early this morning, she proceeded to plow her way up north, taking power lines out…
How Your False Sense of Security Might Get You Killed During Irene
I have to admit. Despite some widespread panic, the first ever evacuation of NYC, and the threat of billions of dollars…
F-22 Jets Allowed to Fly Just to Escape Irene
Like its more expensive cousin, the F-35, America's F-22 fighter fleet at Langley Air Force Base has been grounded due…
Here's Why You Shouldn't Make Phone Calls During the Hurricane
Want to know why cell networks got clogged and choked during the earthquake? A one minute phone call is 460,800% larger…
Governor Chris Christie to Idiots: Get The Hell Off The Beach
People of New Jersey loitering on the beaches! Your Governor Chris Christie has some very good advice for you. Stop…
Irene Emergency Radio Tracker Site Set to Ambient Music Is Helpful, Creepy
Emergency radio during a hurricane is undeniably fascinating (and potentially life-saving). But you need to know where…
9 Tools to Help Tame Hurricane Irene
Well, Hurricane Irene is here, which means much the East Coast should be prepared for the worst. We ran this Toolkit…