What Spider-Man Would Really Look Like If He Was Drawn Like Spider-Woman
The image below, courtesy of The Oatmeal, is mildly NSFW (if clothed cartoon penis bothers you, then back away now) is a perfect summation of what’s wrong with the variant Spider-Woman cover. This is the Spider-version of the gender-swapped boob window, and it’s spot on. It’s not the anatomically-impossible pose that’s the only problem. The…