Happy Friday, Gizmodo! We spent the week looking at the future of our favorite planet*. How’re things in your neck of the woods?
American Gizmodo readers have made it through another Thanksgiving, and for international readers, it’s a regular old Friday. What’s going on?
Oh hello, fine citizens of Gizmodo. Can we all agree to burn this week down and never look back?
Now booting up your weekend...
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who have been planning their Halloween costume for ages, and those, like me, who scramble to buy some kind of hat day-of so that they can attend a party.
This week started with the new Star Wars trailer and ended with baby Hitler. Could you kill baby Darth Vader?
You can stop making that face right now because it’s FRIDAY!
Be careful out there this this weekend, folks. There’s a storm a comin’.
Let’s do this, Gizmodo.
Reviews Editor Sean Hollister is leaving us today. To which I say: HOW DARE YOU, SIR?
And lo, the weekend did arise, and descend upon the good people of Gizmodo.
TGIFF! That’s two Fs given for #ForceFriday. Some of us have been up all night gathering alllllll the new Star Wars merch: the good, the evil, the items more expensive than the price Jabba put on Han Solo’s head.
It’s ON, Gizmodo.
Gizmodo citizens, take the wheel.
Like how we’re gonna skip Fantastic Four this weekend.
It’s Friday, Planeteers. Let’s kick the weekend off right.
Would you look at that, it’s the weekend again!
Oh, hello there! It’s the weekend, just in the nick of time.
Do you hear that, Gizmodo denizens? It’s the sound of the glorious weekend approaching. Gather ‘round, let’s celebrate.
Greetings, citizens of Gizmodo! It’s a holiday weekend in America—a time when we like to grill meats and blow stuff up. Here’s hoping you had the day off today or are moving into a badass weekend.