This Robot Defies Jesus, Walks on Walls
Hold on to the edge of your seat, boys and girls, because this here robot is poised to Blow. You. Away. Not only is it made of metal and rubber, in and of itself completely mind-boggling and on more than one occasion made me question my own hollow existence, but it can also walk up…
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Nicholas Deleon
Suicidal, Coca-Cola-Drinking Robot Makes Social Justice Statement, Nobody Cares
One of those America-hating, hippie organizations going by the name of SWAMP (Studies of Work Atmosphere and Mass Production) created a robot called Coke Is It that is programmed to kill itself. Good message to send to the kids out there, SWAMP. The robot is programmed to find puddles of Coca-Cola (you know, the big,…
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Nicholas Deleon