Megan Fox Loves Sharper Image and Wants to Have Sex with You
You thought Sharper Image died a horrid bankruptcy death and faded away into the overpriced ether, right? So wrong. Not only is the brand somehow still alive, Megan “Transformers” Fox is the new pantsless spokesperson. The idea here, you see, is that you’ll walk into a Sharper Image store, which doesn’t exist anymore, so wait.…