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Off Limits Voice Vault

Further evidence that it’s not what you say but how you say it, the Off Limits Voice Vault locks up your valuables and can only be opened with a voice-activated password. Although this is not exactly brand new, it does look like fun to record a codeword into this little safe ( open sesame, perhaps?),…

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High-Tech Stick Figures?

Believe it or not, this has actually happened. These are tiny digital boxes that each contain one stick person. Each stick person has its own personality and can interact with other stick people by placing them side by side. Ever want to observe jailed individuals, sans sodomy, of course? This is probably the way to…

Gadgets Travis Hudson

Solar Vibes (The Good Kind)

Toys in Babeland are featuring a solar-powered vibrating bullet, the only bullet you should be more than happy to have planted inside of you. This could be great for those public exhibitionists, but for the more shy people: I think people might catch on to you thrusting your pelvis at the sun while cords are…

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TRON Disc or Frisbee?

I have friends who like to play Ultimate Frisbee, which seems like a kind of silly game, but I guess now they can play it at night (perhaps in a spooky graveyard!) with this light-up frisbee. It comes in red, green, and blue, and will allow you to destroy Master Control with a few well-placed…

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Centrifugal Force Toy Car For The Kids

Looking for a modern training bike for your child who can’t pedal? This may be the right kind of thing for you. It’s not exactly a bike because you don’t pedal it, so it’s dubbed a car. It uses centrifugal force to make it go frward at the maximum rate of 8 feet a second.…

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Toy Laughs With, At Children

If you find the need to get your small child more involved in what he watches, this could be just what you re looking for. The “Childs Developmental Synchronized Plush and DVD” (or as I call it, “Babysitter”) is a set that supposedly gets your child to actively participate in the included movie. The plush…

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Defy Gravity with a…Humvee?

Just when getting single-digit gas mileage wasn t enough, now you can make that Humvee defy gravity by scaling a wall. It uses “super power ground force suction” to clamp itself to the wall, giving kids a fun opportunity to ruin your new wallpaper and probably end up breaking the toy when it decides to…

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Holiday Robot Buyers Guide

What better way to celebrate the birth of Jesus than a little bit of artificial intelligent design toys. Gadgetspy is featuring a roundup of the latest and greatest robot toys just waiting to be positioned in sexually explicit ways on a drunken Christmas night. Check it out for a full rundown of the five top…

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Bored? Bust Out The Neodymium Magnets

United Nuclear has a good idea here. They believe that all other magnets are wimpy and puny! So they make high-quality neodymium magnets for you to play with. These magnets are rated at N40, unlike other magnets which clock in at under N40. What’s this mean to you? It means these are some strong-ass magnets…

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USB Air Darts

You cubicle warriors out there can get pretty intense in your day-to-day work environments. This USB-powered launcher with three darts may be the perfect weapon to add to your arsenal. Using the included software, firing is just a mouse-click away. Unfortunately, yes, you still have to go pick them up after they’re fired and there…

Gadgets Travis Hudson

Back In Black – The iDog

The iDog, SEGA’s toy robot dog that dances, lights up, and does stuff, has been bred in a new color thats not really…a color. Black. Demand for the iDog has been insane lately, with Amazon.com completely selling out of the white iDog. The black iDog will do absolutely nothing new. It will still dance. It…

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Bring Home The Party With The Laservibe

You remember back in the 1970s you could go to the Planetarium on Friday nights to check out the Pink Floyd laser light show? Yeahhhh, it was pretty rad, man. Now you can have one in your living room with the Laservibe. Hook it up to your MP3 player, stereo, or whatever, turn it on…

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Inflatable Human Beach Ball

Claustrophobic and have a fear of water? Quick, buy this. This is a six-foot-wide ball that encloses a person and allows him to run around, on the water. You know, like Jesus. These are designed with intentions to battle other morons people in other big inflatable balls on the ocean. This Nuclear Globe inflatable tube…

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Worst Toys EVER

These ponies look dangerous, don’t they? Well, if you don’t think so, you obviously haven’t checked out the “10 Worst Toys” list from W.A.T.C.H. Every year around this time, the organization (stands for World Against Toys Causing Harm, btw) berates bad toy companies for bringing out products “with the potential to cause childhood injuries, or…

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1960s Computer Toy / Rocketship

Back in the 1960s, you couldn’t go on the internet to look at porn or play mini-golf. Instead you had to use this thing some once called imagination. This guy had a really nice father back in the day who built him this “computer” toy made from wood, wire, and lights. It sort of resembles…

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Run Away! Killer Plush Monty Python Rabbit

You know it’s just a rabbit right? Wrong. This bunny is absolutely ferocious. Coming straight from “Monty Python & The Holy Grail”, this bunny looks innocent and cute until you approach it. Pull down it’s mouth to reveal it’s bloodthirsty fangs and tongue dripping with blood. Squeeze the leg for it’s eyes to light up…

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May Be Best To Keep These in the Toilet, But Your Call

For heaven’s sake, could it be that only a Swedish designer could get away with making plush toys that represent pee and poo, and have them called cute, cuddly and unique? Pee & Poo toys have been sold solely in the Swedish market thus far (I don’t even want to know what Laura Bush would…

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Tyco CyberBeast/CyberBall – It’s Cyberish

If the Terminator ever had a plaything, it would look like the CyberBeast. This ball-creature-toy-thing expands like a peacock to turn into a monster and it can flip itself around the room and over obstacles. It even carries a dangerous payload of fun! Tyco Shell Shocker RC CyberBeast/CyberBall (Almost Samus) [GadgetMadness] Price for Tyco Shell…

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Jumping Beans from Bean Daddy

I love Mexican jumping beans. They’re a bit cruel—capturing a growing larva and making it dance could be bad for your karma—but they’re so cool. What is not so cool is the freakish face on this website that stares you down and offers advice. If I wanted THAT in a website, I’d visit my parents…

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TileToy – Electronic, Open-Source Fun

Are you a geek with a cubicle who needs a little something to keep your mind off work since you’ve been coding in C# for the past six-hours? Of course you are, and you demand your toys be open-source like your code. That’s why the TileToy is here. TileToy is an open-source game consisting of…

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Off Limits Voice Vault

High-Tech Stick Figures?

Solar Vibes (The Good Kind)

TRON Disc or Frisbee?

Centrifugal Force Toy Car For The Kids

Toy Laughs With, At Children

Defy Gravity with a…Humvee?

Holiday Robot Buyers Guide

Bored? Bust Out The Neodymium Magnets

USB Air Darts

Back In Black – The iDog

Bring Home The Party With The Laservibe

Inflatable Human Beach Ball

Worst Toys EVER

1960s Computer Toy / Rocketship

Run Away! Killer Plush Monty Python Rabbit

May Be Best To Keep These in the Toilet, But Your Call

Tyco CyberBeast/CyberBall – It’s Cyberish

Jumping Beans from Bean Daddy

TileToy – Electronic, Open-Source Fun

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