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True Blood's Second To Last Episode Remembers Great Love And Weird Sex

What a weird, weird, weird episode of True Blood. This is the second to last episode of True Blood ever and there…

Meredith Woerner

8/18/14 10:17PM

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True Blood: "Here Is A Hot Dildo On A Stick, Are You Not Entertained?"

True Blood is hell bent on getting shit done this week. So hang on tight, because True Blood is about to wrap…

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True Blood Brings Back America's Boyfriend

Last night's episode may have been filled with people just setting things up for the next week (and yeah, that's…

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True Blood Finally Resurrects The Monster Inside Vampire Bill

Cue up the Elton John, because The Bitch is Back. This week, True Blood brought back old bitchy Bill. And it was…

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On True Blood, Everything Is Bloodier In Texas

Last night, everyone in Bon Temps got drunk and made really bad decisions at a wake party—as you do when you are…

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True Blood Brings Back Everything We Love About This Series

OK, now that was a very good episode of True Blood, mostly because it ended a lot of annoying story lines that no…

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In True Blood, Everyone Is Naked And Crying And Dead In The Forest

I am NOT HAPPY about last night's True Blood. SO not happy. But I don't want to spoil it all right now, so let me…

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True Blood Makes Every Character's Crotch Explode

True Blood, a show where one character can literally explode in another's crotch, and no, I don't just mean sex.…

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True Blood: This Is The End, Let's Kill All Our Friends, The End

Welp, this is it: the very first episode of the very last season of True Blood. And for the beginning of the end of…

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Goodbye True Blood Season 6, and thanks for the Vampire Dong!

This was it: the very last episode of True Blood season six. And not a single moment of it made a lick of sense.…

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What the hell is going on with True Blood?

Sometimes, when a series is comfortable with its fans, it will take giant leaps of faith that are no longer aimed at…

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Watch True Blood's girl fight that will live in our hearts forever

Two important things happened on Sunday's True Blood. First, everybody told Bill he sucks (he does suck. You SUCK,…

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True Blood teaches us how to have Dirty Dancing vampire sex!

One character died and a bunch of other characters had sex (OK, the second part isn't that surprising for True Blood)…

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OK, Let's talk about what happened on this week's True Blood

Alright, alright, alright, alright, I'm SORRY. I'm so so so so sorry. And I'm not sorry I'm not sorry, I'm…

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True Blood: Now With Better Plots AND Weird Humping

The name of this True Blood episode is "Fuck The Pain Away." HBO is preaching directly to the choir, and we are…

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Last night's True Blood was a return to classic vampire humping

Holy Hog Tits — last night's True Blood felt like a some crazy first season shit. There was V-Juice tripping,…

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True Blood serves up a plateful of Classic Eric. Bill still sucks.

I've grown accustomed to True Blood. Its smiles, its frowns, its ups, its downs are second nature to me now, like…

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True Blood: A Totally Normal Show For Normal People

What was that? No seriously, what the hell did we just watch? I love this show, but it is very lucky that vampires…

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True Blood premiere switches from vampire politics to threesomes

True Blood is BAAAAAaaaaaaack! And we're so excited. Here it is — the first super spoilery recap to the 6th season…

Meredith Woerner

6/17/13 9:57PM

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True Blood's Second To Last Episode Remembers Great Love And Weird Sex

True Blood: "Here Is A Hot Dildo On A Stick, Are You Not Entertained?"

True Blood Brings Back America's Boyfriend

True Blood Finally Resurrects The Monster Inside Vampire Bill

On True Blood, Everything Is Bloodier In Texas

True Blood Brings Back Everything We Love About This Series

In True Blood, Everyone Is Naked And Crying And Dead In The Forest

True Blood Makes Every Character's Crotch Explode

True Blood: This Is The End, Let's Kill All Our Friends, The End

Goodbye True Blood Season 6, and thanks for the Vampire Dong!

What the hell is going on with True Blood?

Watch True Blood's girl fight that will live in our hearts forever

True Blood teaches us how to have Dirty Dancing vampire sex!

OK, Let's talk about what happened on this week's True Blood

True Blood: Now With Better Plots AND Weird Humping

Last night's True Blood was a return to classic vampire humping

True Blood serves up a plateful of Classic Eric. Bill still sucks.

True Blood: A Totally Normal Show For Normal People

True Blood premiere switches from vampire politics to threesomes