True Blood Dies As It Lived—With A Lot Of What The Fuck
Last night we all said goodbye to True Blood forever, and shit got weird. Really weird and morbid and silly and—well,…
True Blood's Second To Last Episode Remembers Great Love And Weird Sex
What a weird, weird, weird episode of True Blood. This is the second to last episode of True Blood ever and there was…
True Blood: "Here Is A Hot Dildo On A Stick, Are You Not Entertained?"
True Blood is hell bent on getting shit done this week. So hang on tight, because True Blood is about to wrap things…
True Blood Brings Back America's Boyfriend
Last night's episode may have been filled with people just setting things up for the next week (and yeah, that's…
True Blood Finally Resurrects The Monster Inside Vampire Bill
Cue up the Elton John, because The Bitch is Back. This week, True Blood brought back old bitchy Bill. And it was great,…
On True Blood, Everything Is Bloodier In Texas
Last night, everyone in Bon Temps got drunk and made really bad decisions at a wake party—as you do when you are from…
True Blood Brings Back Everything We Love About This Series
OK, now that was a very good episode of True Blood, mostly because it ended a lot of annoying story lines that no one…
In True Blood, Everyone Is Naked And Crying And Dead In The Forest
I am NOT HAPPY about last night's True Blood. SO not happy. But I don't want to spoil it all right now, so let me…
True Blood Makes Every Character's Crotch Explode
True Blood, a show where one character can literally explode in another's crotch, and no, I don't just mean sex. Yes,…
True Blood: This Is The End, Let's Kill All Our Friends, The End
Welp, this is it: the very first episode of the very last season of True Blood. And for the beginning of the end of the…
Goodbye True Blood Season 6, and thanks for the Vampire Dong!
This was it: the very last episode of True Blood season six. And not a single moment of it made a lick of sense.…
What the hell is going on with True Blood?
Sometimes, when a series is comfortable with its fans, it will take giant leaps of faith that are no longer aimed at…
Watch True Blood's girl fight that will live in our hearts forever
Two important things happened on Sunday's True Blood. First, everybody told Bill he sucks (he does suck. You SUCK,…
True Blood teaches us how to have Dirty Dancing vampire sex!
One character died and a bunch of other characters had sex (OK, the second part isn't that surprising for True Blood)…
OK, Let's talk about what happened on this week's True Blood
Alright, alright, alright, alright, I'm SORRY. I'm so so so so sorry. And I'm not sorry I'm not sorry, I'm genuinely…
True Blood: Now With Better Plots AND Weird Humping
The name of this True Blood episode is "Fuck The Pain Away." HBO is preaching directly to the choir, and we are eating…
Last night's True Blood was a return to classic vampire humping
Holy Hog Tits — last night's True Blood felt like a some crazy first season shit. There was V-Juice tripping, vampire…
True Blood serves up a plateful of Classic Eric. Bill still sucks.
I've grown accustomed to True Blood. Its smiles, its frowns, its ups, its downs are second nature to me now, like…
True Blood: A Totally Normal Show For Normal People
What was that? No seriously, what the hell did we just watch? I love this show, but it is very lucky that vampires…
True Blood premiere switches from vampire politics to threesomes
True Blood is BAAAAAaaaaaaack! And we're so excited. Here it is — the first super spoilery recap to the 6th season…