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Being a soldier of fortune, the words “early termination” mean sumthin’ different to me. Like death, maybe. Now then, if my buddies and me were still fixin’ problems with bad jivin’ people, mobile carriers such as at&t might be high up on our list. But now those money-grabbin’ overlords at what you’ve been callin’ the…
We hope Mr. T sees a Mr. Check from this thing. [yque]
Hey ladies— I wanna show you my lamp. No, no, really: it’s just a lamp. It looks like a light bulb, and only lights up when you put a flower inside. See, I can be tremulous and tender too. Say what? There’s a bug on the flower? I’ll squash that bug, man! Squash it good!…
Verizon’s latest VZ Navigator update adds popular features already found in other mobile navi software like Telenav. The big one is traffic avoidance: in 75 cities, routes will be plotted using reliable historical traffic data along with realtime reports from Navteq Traffic. VZW doesn’t say how frequently the realtime reports are updated. Also coming to…
With the Olympics coming up, the pressure is mounting on China to turn off its countrywide firewall so journalists can cover the games uninhibited. While it’s a part of the “host city contract” that Beijing agreed to when accepting its role as host of the games, whether or not China will actually follow through has…
Just what the hell fool came up with this idea? Let me just put my T-focals on and read you what the blurb says. “A soft tub for the body. For children and adults. For play and healing. In the garden or the stylish bathroom.” Healing? HEALING? What kinda fool tub gives you healing??? It…
Shane Macaulay, the hacker who beat a Vista-powered Fujitsu in last week’s CanSec West PWN 2 OWN contest has listed the UMPC—with virus “still likely present”—on eBay. Some say this might be Macaulay’s idea of a joke, but T doesn’t think it’s funny when hackers joke around with exploits, especially an Adobe Flash exploit that…
I’m no sissy, but I don’t like airplanes. And man, don’t be shouting “eclipse” or I’ll get angry! But I like this helicopter: it’s so small, much better than that big Boeing thing. They say it’s the “worlds smallest and most capable Unmanned Aircraft System”. The Black Hornet is designed to aid soldiers in the…
This is Mr T, on the case Tellin’ you inflatable pubs aren’t the place To hang with friends af-ter school Because it just makes you a fool Break Down Break Down So when you’re lonely, when you’re all alone Just call Mr T on the tel-e-phone Dial 2 1 7 5 3 0 9 And…
Don’t know who BenQ is, but sucka’s been taking my name in vain. Look at his new cellphone—T60 he calls it—is like me, but then it’s not like me. So, let’s look at it in detail, shall we? It’s black. That’s like me. It’s slim. That’s not like me. One thing it does have a…
Now, if you’re a superhuman hero gold chain on legs like me, you don’t need this ReWalk exo-skeleton. But there’s plenty of people out there who do, such as paraplegics who need to be taught to walk again. Here’s the jibber-jabber: Israeli company Taga designed it for Argo Technologies and it uses SolidWorks’ 3D CAD…
LG’s touchscreen Vu hasn’t exactly been a well-kept secret by any means. But now it officially exists for AT&T, in two flavors: one with mobile TV support, one without. It’s got HSDPA 3G goodness and a full HTML web browser, which is hopefully snappier than the last time we saw it. As is popular these…
Hey kids! Mr. T here, tellin’ you that watching too much TV is bad for you. But if you’re stuck inside, maybe you’re sick with a cold or something, then this new TV by Dolby and SIM2 Multimedia might be good. It’s got some cool local-dimming LED technology —1,838 of the suckas— that dynamically adjust…
Google is furthering the migration of pretty much everything to the cloud by offering offline Google Docs support, which will be powered by Google Gears. Effectively, the applications you use will have data stored locally until you get back in range of your Wi-Fi hotspot, where updating will then occur seamlessly. The functionality will start…
Mr. T doesn’t understand all this jibba-jabba about Star Wars and steam punk! I ain’t gettin into hyperspace, Han! They need Mr. T to install’em a new engine and shielding in da Falcon! And I pity that chump, Darth Vader, always having to wear that stupid mask. But I like this gold steampunked mask and…
Yeah, me again. I got into the Gizmodo office using a trebuchet Hannibal and I constructed from a drainpipe, a coupla ball bearings, some old tyre rubber that I ripped with my bare hands and a buckle-less belt. Now this ain’t no infomercial brought to you on the QVCQVT shopping channel, but I am Mr…
Yo, suckers! You want this robot dog to guard your home? You’re a nut! Mr. T only likes Big Dogs or hot dogs! HPI’s little G-Dog thing is way too small, like Murdoch’s stupid dog Billy. And it’s some kind of kit, so you got to be putting all those fiddly parts like plastic pieces,…
Hey, fool! Why would I need a 8x cellphone zoom lens, complete with additional universal handset tripod and holder? That’s right, I wouldn’t, because B.A’s eyesight is better than Superman’s. Still, for those without Mr. T’s 40:40 vision, Green House is doing a good thing releasing their Telephoto Kit. B.A. don’t know nothing about pricing…
Didn’t these people’s mammas teach them right? What kind of fool would take a reasonably priced listing for $250 on this Craigslist for a Nintendo Wii and flag it as inappropriate? The kinda fool that wants to sell their own for $350 and get rid of all the competition. These people got pea brains, and…
Mr. T doesn’t need no science or no brain pressure reliever. Mr. T can bring children out of comas by just going to their rooms. See exhibit T, a boy who was unlucky enough to fall into a coma some time in the mid-1980s. All I had to do is go to his hotel room,…