The Netherlands has made itself an international reputation as the place where people put things into their body they were told specifically not to. Not content with cheap hash and disease, Dutch eye surgeons have implanted heart- and moon-shaped jewelry into the conjunctivas (the eyeball’s mucous membrane) of six women and one man, each of whom are obviously hopped up on goofballs. So far there are no reported side effects or complications, which is nice, because assuming their eyes don’t rot out or join a band or anything, I wouldn’t mind having a transparent heads-up display implanted over my cornea in the (far) future.
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