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DISCUSSION
How dare you call me a creepy person, Mr. Barrett! So maybe I only become aroused when thinking about blue alien cartoons. Maybe I can only reach climax by humping a flashlight. Who are you to judge...
You know, now that I type that out, maybe I am kinda creepy!