The average human lifespan, illustrated with jelly beans

Ze Frank takes a break from disseminating true facts about the seahorse (nature's most romantic and poorly made creature) and the echidna (the most adorable creature on Earth with a four-headed penis) to talk, rather movingly, about the time we have and how we spend it.

How many days do you have left? How will you use them? (Note that the answer to the first question varies considerably, depending on where you live.)