The best conspiracy rant you'll hear all day: Ray Kurzweil, DMT, and the clockwork elves

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According to professional paranoid yelling man Alex Jones, the government's dosing us with DMT because the clockwork elves are conspiring with Satan and the Large Hadron Collider. Given that io9 is staffed entirely by clockwork elves, he's not off-base.

[Via Dose Nation]