The Best, Most Disgruntled Ink Cartridge Description You'll Ever Read

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Sometimes, a man reaches his breaking point. He realizes that he's, say, a copywriter for, and that he's tired of writing boring ink cartridge descriptions all day, and he snaps in hilarious ranting fashion. This is that glorious moment.


I don't know the name of the man responsible for the product description of Remanufactured HP 300 - (CC640EE) Black, but I do know that he's an anonymous hero. Just a sample from the above:

Do you know what? I really can't be bothered with writing these description anymore, it's a printer cartridge! What am I supposed to write really??? It's a cartridge that prints ink on to paper, you could print some work stuff or a colouring in page for the kids that they'll half do and then leave laying around on the floor or a poster of the horrible Jonas Bothers for your teen daughter hoping that she might stop listening to there [sic] pathetic attempt of music so much.

And so on.

When I finally go off the blogging deep end, I hope I do it as competently and hilariously as "the guy who writes the boring everyday mundane descriptions about printer cartridges everyday." We should all be so lucky. [InkCartridges via BoingBoing]



That may be the best testimonial I ever read except that he misspelled "they're" as "there" so I suspect his career as a writer won't be a lengthy tenture anyway.