The Droid X Transforms Tweens Into Terminators

According to this teaser—which I wholeheartedly endorse to be built upon sound science—the Droid X will rewrite your fundamental biology into that of a freaking robot! Well, one of your eyeballs, at least. This is just a cellphone.

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kaisermachead
kaisermachead

And it also makes you the harbinger of death during a game of dodge ball.