It would be one thing if the seller of this ‘vintage gynecological chair’ had just kept it by the books—”Hello, I’m selling grandma’s twat throne. Local pickup only.”—but instead he or she has to get all grody, describing this Tac-O-Lounger with gems like:
This chair was built for speed and there are still a lot of screws left in it! Oh Yeah!! Those stirrups are adjustable in height and orientation to provide an angle to match your dangle!!
Even more scary? Why does he have it on a tarp?