The Kid's Walker. You Know, Battletech, for Kids

Illustration for article titled The Kids Walker. You Know, emBattletech,/em for Kids

What ambitious tot hasn't thought about defending humanity while strapped into a glorious death-dealing battlemech, right? Well now they can with Kid's Walker, a kind of bright red contraption that will have them acting out airlock fightscenes in no time.

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Provided you think little Timmy or Jane are worth the $21,600 buy in, of course. But that's for outright ownership of the prototype. Rentals are how creator Sakakibara Kikai envisions the coin flowing for now, meaning this could be a real Halloween costume possibility later this month (and yes, this is the same Sakakibara Kikai company that brought the world the life-size Land Walker we reported on back in 2005).

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Illustration for article titled The Kids Walker. You Know, emBattletech,/em for Kids

Oh and what's this? Video?

I really can't see how anything bad could come of this development whatsoever. Happy hunting, kids! [Sakakabari Kikai via Gizmag via DVICE]

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The Christmas unwrapping video shall be epic.

Followed only by the video of drunk dad using it to swing the Christmas tree at in laws.

Followed by the 11 o'clock news video of drunk dad rampaging the neighbors Christmas lighting display and subsequent battle with the bomb squad robot -all while little johny cries.