I found this poor, poor over-sized oompa loompa of a man being led down a hallway by his minder in the Las Vegas Convention Center because the tablet attached to his face—which reads "Take a picture with me!"—has rendered him effectively blind.

I don't know who he is, where he's going, or who is doing this to him, but I hope he finds a measure of peace shuffling down the corridor in silence, far from the show floor where he has to put on a happy face.

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