The Mark Zuckerberg Wealth-O-Meter: Sad, Absurd, And You Know You're Curious

As a species, we are very stupid and fascinated with things that have nothing to do with us. It's what drives ordinarily sane people to, say, stand in Times Square and take photos of rich people doing rich people things on jumbotrons. And also what drives us to follow, minute-by-minute, the outrageous wealth of a 28-year-old billionaire.


So here it is, straight from the Wall Street Journal. How much Zuck's worth RIGHT NOW THIS INSTANT OH GOD HE JUST LOST MY RENT FOR 27 MONTHS IN THE TIME I TYPED THIS. Ugh. [WSJ]

Gif by Jim Cooke, photo via Getty.

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