This is Janet's Whizbang Chicken Plucker, built using the instructions from the hit bestselling book Anyone Can Build a Tub-Style Mechanical Chicken Plucker. It is absolutely fucking horrifying, and I apologize in advance. [Eat Me Daily via Kottke]
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This is nothing. You should see your uncle open the shell of a sea turtle like a cooler alive when you're 7 years old. That is some horrifying shit, and I still remember the smell.