The New Transformers: The Last Knight Trailer Is Just Goddamn Bonkers

Okay, look. I need to ask something: Transformers franchise, are you okay? Because this... thing you’ve unleashed upon the world feels like you’re not. Are you entering your angsty teen years? Is that what all the swords are about?


Just watch this thing. I have no words for this movie that is apparently about how Transformers were members of King Arthur’s Round Table but now are apparently destroying Earth so that everyone from the last movie lives some weird hell that’s a combination of Batman v Superman and Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome. Which makes it sound much cooler than it actually looks to be. See for yourself:

Also: this thing definitely filmed some Nazi stuff and we still haven’t seen it in the trailers. Come on, Transformers. What’s going on? You can tell us.

Anyway, this... movie comes out June 23.


Angrier Geek

Are you kidding me with this “Hot Librarian” bullshit look!?! She looks like a stripper in a fetish costume! This is how you know not matter how objectively awesome a movie that ties together King Arthur, Nazis and giant fighting robots sounds, because it’s Michael Bay it will invariably be absolute juvenille shit.