The Rise of Sasquatch Porn [NSFW]

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It's like an unholy alliance between furry culture, cryptozoology, and sex. The craze for Bigfoot porn started with Ape Canyon, and now this year has been joined by two new Bigfoot lover flicks.

The first, which came out earlier this year, mockuments the making of the first piece of Sasquatch porn. According to Dread Central:

Brock "Balls" Brockleman, Erotic Film Entrepreneur, is on the hunt for his next big porn star - a seven-foot tall vixen Bigfoot, preferably in heat. The faux documentary Sasquatch Porn dares to look behind the steamy lenses of the erotic film industry's next exotic adult entertainment sensation.

Coming soon is Sweet Prudence & The Erotic Adventure of Bigfoot. According to Monster Island News, this is the official synopsis:

When two beautiful girls (Faye and Ginger), working at a remote country resort encounter the mythical giant known as Bigfoot it sets off a chain of comedic events. Prudence a beautiful young woman, her best friend Veruca, and college buddy Mike set out to take the perfect photo of Bigfoot; one which will allow Prudence to finally get her degree in Cryptozoology.

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Their quest takes them to the Cottontail resort, a nudist camp run by a beautiful "flower child", aptly named Flower. Flower's remaining assistant Ginger, who previously encountered Bigfoot assists our hunters. But Bigfoot is continuously watching them in both their public, and private moments, while occasionally seizing the opportunity to steal electronic equipment.

Their quest is often sidetracked by an array of erotic encounters amidst the beautiful countryside. Despite the erotic entanglements Prudence finds the time to develop affection for the misunderstood hairy giant, and wants to ensure nobody harms it. Her attempts to communicate with Bigfoot lead to amazing, and hilarious revelations about the legendary creature, who's much more worldly, or rather otherworldly than anyone ever gave him credit for.

SWEET PRUDENCE & THE EROTIC ADVENTURE OF BIGFOOT is like a racy adult comic book come to life ala the cult classic Barbarella.

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What is it about this cryptid that just lights people's sexytime burners? We don't know, but we welcome it. Bring on the Jersey Devil porn, and the Loch Ness monster porn too!

Thanks for the tips, Avery Battles!