Ah yes, Comeback Elvis—just look at him swivel those hips like a white, middle-aged, pilled-out, male Shakira.
Everything in life should have a reset button. [Cartoon Brew]
Were bongs like Pokemon, this would be the Grffix's fully evolved form—a 36-inch long, 16" tall, borosilicate AR-15. Fill the grip with water, load a bowl into the scope and wrap your mouth around the barrel. [Mickelsen Studios via Nerd Approved
If you've never seen Emo Philips' standup before, you are in for a treat. Like a rambling falsetto Mitch Hedberg, Philips discusses his childhood, his family, and Archimedes' Principle of Fluid Displacement in this early routine from Chicago. Check out the second half of his set here.