A few years ago we went out with a guy who turned out to be both a raver and the biggest jerk we've ever dated. To this day we're not sure which one's the bigger crime against humanity, but this stupid t-shirt reminded us of him. The T-Qualizer is a 100% cotton shirt with a sound sensitive graphic equalizer panel that lights up to the beat of music, each bar activated by a different frequency. Just think: for only £29.99, you too could be a douche.
T-Qualizer Sound Activated Flashing T-Shirt [The Gadget Box, via Uber Review]