There's nothing like the healthy, just-fried glow of a young man or woman who has just crisped themselves under old Mother Sun. The creeping redness. The burning. The slow and inevitable onset of skin cancer. Youth, you know, is wasted on the young.
The do-good-nicks at Tan-Timer, however, want to take away your fun. The Tan-Timer beeps at 15 minute intervals, reminding you to turn over or seek shelter. Instead of falling asleep in the sun, the boring Tan-Timer makes you actually move, ensuring that you won't have the glamorous allure of a shrunken, dried-out monkey in your later years. For shame.
Bikini reminds sunbathers to turn over [Ananova]