Don't let their gentle demeanor and calming stripes fool you. Zebras are unstoppable killing machines. They'll bathe in the blood of your children just as soon as look at you. That's why keepers at Tokyo's Tama Zoo aren't taking any chances and are prepping for the day these murderous equines overcome their paddock locks. But rather than free one of these stripey psychopaths, even temporarily, zoo officials instead opted for a slightly less deadly option: furries! character actors dressed as zebras. The horror. [BBC]