Black Friday, the uncontrollable growth on the scrotum of our capitalist society, is here again. Sure, you could buy yourself a 40-inch television, or an immersion blender, or a fascist Christmas ornament. But why not consider the other people in your life instead? That friend you secretly hate will love the options below.
The upside is that this is the second iteration of the emoji bracelet. The downside is that this is the second iteration of the emoji bracelet.
This “etched” dish—the point of which, I can only assume, is a grand reveal in which the chef scrapes away the last of his or her casserole and shouts, “Bow down to me, for I got this recipe from Pinterest”—was favorited by 457 people. Please, show yourselves, whoever you are.
It looks like a baby spit up on the front of this dress, among other things.
If I had a child and I blindly tripped over this journal in the middle of the night, I would immediately hurl it into the nearest fireplace.
At least it’s not a Samsung Note 7.
This isn’t technically a Black Friday deal, but it’s cheap enough to be. Also, now I am sad again.
You know that quote about not banging someone if they don’t have any books? This is the 2016 version. If you go home with someone and they own this pillow, immediately put your pants on and leave.
This isn’t a bad deal, per se. I am merely confused as to why you would name cleaning fluid after a condition that kills people.