*OK, not really, but that’s what they look like to me. In reality, PornBurger’s Fugazim is not made of dragon or unicorn parts. Not even meat, it’s just “crispy brussel sprouts, shallot confit, and black garlic aioli.” But they seem delicious, even if they are a vegan burger sacrilege.
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These burgers are made of dragon hearts and unicorn blood*
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Jesus Diaz
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