Not to be confused with the company's earlier child-sized plush prison, the Ostrich Pillow Mini (which is essentially just a pillow with an arm hole) actually kind of makes sense. We're at a loss.

Especially when you compare it to this:

And then also this:

So we ask you, dear readers: Help us restore balance to Ostrich Pillow land. There has to be something wrong here. And if there's not, photoshop it in! We don't care; we just can't live in a world with an un-mockable Ostrich Pillow.