Well, this is awkward. The sleep-deprived minds behind everyone's favorite public, personal asphyxiation device, the Ostrich Pillow, have come back to Kickstarter with the Ostrich Pillow Mini. And it's... fine?
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Not to be confused with the company's earlier child-sized plush prison, the Ostrich Pillow Mini (which is essentially just a pillow with an arm hole) actually kind of makes sense. We're at a loss.
Especially when you compare it to this:
And then also this:
So we ask you, dear readers: Help us restore balance to Ostrich Pillow land. There has to be something wrong here. And if there's not, photoshop it in! We don't care; we just can't live in a world with an un-mockable Ostrich Pillow.