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This Is God's Computer

Illustration for article titled This Is Gods Computer

He doesn't believe in touchscreens or tablets, and maybe He is right. It's all old school buttons and switches for The Dude in the Heavens. [Maneggs]

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kaisermachead
kaisermachead

What a sissy. All this time he's had the ability to set his rain to clowns, and never once in the fossil record is there any evidence of a clown downpour.