This Is God's Computer

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He doesn't believe in touchscreens or tablets, and maybe He is right. It's all old school buttons and switches for The Dude in the Heavens. [Maneggs]



What a sissy. All this time he's had the ability to set his rain to clowns, and never once in the fossil record is there any evidence of a clown downpour.