A few weeks ago we told you about Call-in-Sick, the service that allows you to record phony (no pun intended) sick messages that call the office for you.
https://gizmodo.com/call-in-sick-schedules-your-sick-calls-automatically-205309
The same company just started uBreakup, allowing users to avoid the “is it because I’m a half-man overweight circus runaway” awkwardness of most breakup calls. You record your free message and schedule the smackdown for whenever you like. Now all the service needs is the uDrunkDialThemBackHorny service. That’d be a real winner.
