Illustration for article titled USB Greenhouse May Save the World

Get a leg up for the day Man blocks out the sun to block the harmful potentials of skin cancer (due to the extreme inconveniences of wearing thick SPF 1000 that simply refuses to rub in). Because the USB Greenhouse allows you to grow plants without the reliance on aging nature. Including marigold seeds and artificial soil, an artificial (UV?) light will make your plant grow big and strong (though we refuse to grow anything that doesn't kill or provide us sustenance). PC compatible software tracks watering and growth, so Mac users will need to prepare in other ways for our self-imposed apocalypse. [brando]


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