The USB Kitty is a poor man's 128-bit encryption. Instead of outsmarting those trying to break into your computer, the motion-sensing USB Kitty will simply annoy security threats until they leave, data intact. Using a patented (probably not actually) combination of turning its head and producing shrieking "meows", USB Kitty can instantly turn even the most popular guys into the Dwight Schrute of their office. Honestly - take any lackluster toy, stick a USB cord up its butt, and we are fascinated.
Product Page (with video) [via redferret]
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