There are all kinds of different utopian visions in the world. But which ones are the best? Today we have the definitive (and comprehensive) list of utopias ranked from least amazing to most amazing.
30. Immortality utopia
29. Meal-in-a-pill utopia
28. Vaping utopia
27. Game of Thrones but nobody has swords utopia
26. Bitcoin utopia
25. Like Uber but for making America a meritocracy utopia
24. Dogecoin utopia
23. That Twilight Zone episode where he finally has time to read all the books utopia
22. Driverless car utopia
21. Car-less utopia
20. Breakfast in bed utopia
19. Everybody has a Minnesota accent but they have no idea utopia
18. War is illegal utopia
17. Fruitopia utopia
16. 20-hour work week utopia
15. 20-hour orgasm utopia
14. Robot servant utopia
13. That Shirley Jackson story you had to read in middle school where someone got rocks thrown at them or something utopia
12. Flying car utopia
11. Montana cabin secessionist utopia
10. Moon colony utopia
9. Texas cabin secessionist utopia
8. Jetpack utopia
7. Normcore is a word that was never coined utopia
6. Pizza is good for you utopia
5. The Matrix is real utopia
4. Seasteading utopia
3. Sexbots but not like creepy sexbots just like they made them all advanced now and stuff utopia
2. Mars colony utopia
1. Puppies can talk but they hardly ever tell you how cripplingly depressed they actually are utopia
Image: 1977 illustration by Rick Guidice scanned from the book Yesterday’s Tomorrows
