Reader Jeffrey Chan sent us this translation of the baffling, if alluring, Vibro-Jimmy video:
OK, I saw your article and saw the video.
First of all, it’s definitely a cockring, it was referred to as such everywhere in the video.
As for the Ricky Martin reference, the inventor who was being interviewed was citing Ricky Martin as an inspiration.
The real funny part is, just moments before the Ricky Martin clip came on (@1:10), the captions (and presumably the inventor) said something in the line of, “I got my inspiration when I saw Ricky Martin’s __electrified ass__, and on the news I saw females who were using vibrating handsets to ‘DIY’….”
Yes, he said, literally, Ricky Martin’s electrified/automatic ass. (The adjective he used may mean “electrified”, “automatic”, “battery-powered”, among other things.) I found that quite amusing.
The inventor also knew about the Japanese vibrating condom and discussed it in the video (@0:52). Roughly, his words were, “With the Japanese condom, you have to first put it in this warm box thingy and wait 10 mins, then take it out, from preparation to usage takes a whole hour. Now with this kind of thing during sex, you can’t have time for sex. With(out) time for sex, (what it does) makes no common sense to the human body in term of biology.”
You can’t argue with science that hard.
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Update: Some of you have been asking me where you can purchase a Vibro-Jimmy. The answer is: here.
