Sincere apologies in advance for this, but here is a video of two tortoises doing it and I cannot stop laughing. Also cringing. It’s not only the video, it’s the sound—you’re going to want to throw your headphones on, and you’re going to want to watch it until the very end—or “climax,” if you will. NSFW? (Again I am so, so sorry.)
Sploid
Watching a tortoise having sex is one of the most hilarious things ever
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