A Tech-Themed Christmas Carol
What’s Christmas time without a little song? I asked the AI to write a Christmas carol about Sam Bankman Fried. Now, ChatGPT doesn’t have access to the latest news, so the cheery little holiday tune doesn’t have any details about the awful season SBF is probably having this year. Also “Fried” doesn’t rhyme with “thrived,” but I gotta say this isn’t bad:
Verse 1:
Sam Bankman Fried, oh how he shone
In the world of finance, he was known
To make smart bets and take the lead
In the world of cryptocurrency, he’s taken the lead
Chorus:
Oh Sam Bankman Fried, oh Sam Bankman Fried
He’s the king of crypto, oh how he’s thrived
Oh Sam Bankman Fried, oh Sam Bankman Fried
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
Verse 2:
Sam Bankman Fried is a man of vision
He saw the potential in crypto’s decision
To revolutionize the way we do business
And now he’s leading the charge, oh how auspicious
Chorus:
Oh Sam Bankman Fried, oh Sam Bankman Fried
He’s the king of crypto, oh how he’s thrived
Oh Sam Bankman Fried, oh Sam Bankman Fried
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
Verse 3:
Sam Bankman Fried is a man of fame
His name is known throughout the crypto game
He’s built a empire, oh how grand
And we can’t wait to see what he has in hand
Chorus:
Oh Sam Bankman Fried, oh Sam Bankman Fried
He’s the king of crypto, oh how he’s thrived
Oh Sam Bankman Fried, oh Sam Bankman Fried
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
Merry Christmas indeed.
