Zunepad?! That's the name of the new square/circle control? Is that the branding effort to combat Apple's well-known clickwheel or multitouch interface? Bad idea, Microdudes, bad idea. Here come your blog wedgies. [zunepad?!]
Dude, seriously, it's a joke. And contrary to your post, there have been plenty of articles recently about the Zune on Giz that weren't jokes—but as you actually call it—news...
[gizmodo.com] Getting wireless
[gizmodo.com] Question of the Day
[gizmodo.com] Zune specs
[gizmodo.com] Getting new firmware
[gizmodo.com] HD and Flash models leaked
Again, call something "squirting" and "Zune Pad" and you're gonna get some comments...