Although you can’t clearly see Scott Forstall’s deranged face on this drawing, everything in this graphic showing the mechanics of Apple’s next iPhone event—starring Tim Cook as master of ceremonies—is true.
Having been there a few times, I can attest that this is all true. There are also robotic ninja fembots with titanium shuriken-nippled breasts, but you can’t see them in the drawing because they are hidden. [Joy of Tech]
