Yesterday was 4/20, a day for celebrating the miracle of marijuana across the globe. But when you’re watching scifi TV, every day is 4/20. We have the ultimate list of stoner-friendly TV. Pack a bowl and tune in!
I guess I could have posted this yesterday, but I was too busy smoking Dragon’s Breath and watching Deadliest Warrior. Dude! Ninjas vs. Spartans! Who can kill the best? But anyway . . . my point is . . . weed and TV! Here are the pop culture ingredients you need.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6Tk3SlgPxo
The Deadliest Warrior
Well, obviously. It’s a Spike show that’s all about stuff like “What if a pirate fought a knight?” or “What if a gladiator fought parkour expert?” It’s like the science of AWESOMENESS, man! And killing! And swords! If this gets boring, tune into Mega Disasters on the History Channel.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
It’s all about food fighting the forces of evil! Plus, I am so hungry right now. I totally want to eat those fries right off the screen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIPaUB9M1Xc
Adventures of Brisco County, Jr.
First of all, Bruce Campbell is a steampunk cowboy in the alternative Old West. Second of all, Bruce Fucking Campbell.
Quark
There are silly aliens and it’s the 1970s, so thankfully there is no sign of Mork or ALF. For that alone, this comedy with Richard Benjamin, created by the brilliant minds behind Get Smart, is worth its weight in hash.
The Incredible Hulk
Hulk smash! Bruce sad. But it’s the 1970s, so Bruce go hitchhiking! Then Hulk smash! Then somebody will have feathered hair, and possibly a pair of shiny, tight pants. It’s a meditation upon the lonely, wandering spirit within us all. Plus, the Hulk is green, which automatically means take a hit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WudBfRa0ETw
The Twilight Zone
The 1950s and 60s version, not the freakin 80s and 90s version you idiot. Why the hell did I let you go to the video store stoned, anyway? If you’d gotten the right DVDs, we’d be freaking out watching spooky shit right now.
Did he just say, “For your perusal, a cannabis?”
Twin Peaks
OK what the hell is happening? There’s a dead girl, and an angry ghost, and fucking midgets dancing backward! Oh and there’s pie. I like pie. This show totally rules.
Scooby Doo
I can’t even understand what they’re saying! It’s like they’re speaking in Russian or something. Oh my god, dude, where did you get this weed? Put True Blood back on, man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSRd6VezRDs
True Blood
Don’t you wish we could totally drink some V right now? We’d be so high. Hey check it out – the vampire is totally boning that chick! He’s hot. Wait, no – that other dude is way hotter! The blonde. No, wait. The guy who owns the diner! Hell yeah he’s hot. I wonder if he gets high?
Star Trek: The Next Generation
The ship’s counselor just turned into a cellular peptide cake. And they’re eating her! Is this a real show?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAlq8ykyE3I
Lexx
So let me get this straight. The ship is alive, and it eats planets. The guy with the really big hair is dead, but a disembodied robot head wants to have sex with him. Meanwhile, the chick who wants to have sex with everybody else is actually a dangerous cluster lizard. And the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms is in charge of running the hell version of Earth or something? I think this show might be Canadian, man.
Herculoids
What is this? It has “oids” in the title, and there are dinosaurs and robots! Oh yeah this is awesome.
Heroes
I like it when Sylar tried to eat the cheerleader’s brains. Remember that? If we just smoke enough weed, we can pretend like everything after that never happened.
Wonder Woman
She is so sparkly. But strong, and wise.
X-Files
I am totally FREAKING OUT NOW. You know when their eyes are all full of black swirlies? That is me, right now.
