Who even owns a camcorder anymore?

The sticker says this is a Samsung HMX-F90 camcorder that is worth anywhere between like $50 or (if you believe algorithmically inflated cost estimates on Amazon) $500. I’m going to assume this was never worth anything near $500 and if it was worth anything, it was years ago, when I first noticed it had somehow slipped into my shit. Why do I have this? Why didn’t I sell this? Questions that will never be answered, sorry.