Except not exactly. You see, there a much simpler explanation for those infuriating alien artifacts that keep cropping up on the Red Planet. It’s the same reason people see Jesus and Elvis in their potato chips. It’s called pareidolia, and it’s this funny quirk of having a squishy carbon brain with limited bandwidth — one that’s always trying to turn images of the unknown into something familiar. Can’t stop seeing rats, mermaids, and acts of sorcery on Mars? Thank your lazy sensory-motor cortex.
Totally a space crab. Via UFO sightings daily
To get into the how and why of the Potato Chip Elvis phenomenon, Vice conducted an interview with neuroscientist Joel Voss, whose research shows that sadly, our brains are not very skeptical when processing new visual information. Go read it right now, and tell me that doesn’t make a weeee bit more sense than Barack Obama’s secret humanoid reptilian army bunking up in plain sight on Mars. (Please. They’re hiding in the Amazon).
Of course, if you yourself were abducted, that’s another matter entirely.
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Top image: The spoon. Via NASA/JPL-CALTECH/MSSS