Woot, It's a Woot Off!

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Holy Batman, I'm still awake so I'm staring at this Woot Off in the hopes that I can finally get a USB pencil sharpener. Yes, it's mesmerizing isn't it, those flashing lights? MUST BUY! [Woot]

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