4) Forge
Forge makes it this high on the list because I have to respect a man who shows that much thigh, who literally shows up to a party in basically just a jacket and knee-high boots. It’s a bold sartorial choice, and that bow on top? Perfection! There’s an element of camp here I have to admire. I mean… yellow fringe?? Get it. He’s the kind of date who would make sure I always had a drink, but would also try to make sure everyone else had a drink too. It would get a little annoying, but I’d deal with it because he’s clearly a gentleman.
