5) Anna Marie LeBeau
Look at her. Look at this outfit. This is a dress that you wear to your husbands funeral and when you lightly dab your eyes you cover your mouth with a handkerchief so nobody can see you smirk. I love everything about this. The punk-esque hair, the feathers, the bright red chunky earrings. We would show up in matching lace, but I would be in a suit with green-lace cutouts, and we would be the judgy queers that gossip at every opportunity. Eventually we would be confronted about our mess and a glass of wine would be thrown. We would headline the tabloids for days.
