Remember Siemens’ vaunted line of Xelibri “fashionphones” which were only going to sold in fancy department stores and upscale boutiques? Well, apparently they’re already being dumped onto discount retailers in the UK, which is a pretty good sign that they’re not selling all that well. And if you’ve seen the phones, it’s easy to see why. Note to Siemens: Tom Ford isn’t doing anything these days — pay him whatever it takes to get him to design some phones for you.