Zombie, Alien, Frankenstein and Vampire Fleshlights Look as Horrible as They Sound

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I miss Adam Frucci every day, but today I really miss his expertise. Behold, the Zombie, Alien, Frankenstein, Dracula and Cyborg Fleshlights and matching dildos! I don't know what kind of sick nerd would like to have sex with a zombievag.

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On the other hand, I don't think we need to test these. [Fleshlight]

Illustration for article titled Zombie, Alien, Frankenstein and Vampire Fleshlights Look as Horrible as They Sound
Illustration for article titled Zombie, Alien, Frankenstein and Vampire Fleshlights Look as Horrible as They Sound
Illustration for article titled Zombie, Alien, Frankenstein and Vampire Fleshlights Look as Horrible as They Sound
Illustration for article titled Zombie, Alien, Frankenstein and Vampire Fleshlights Look as Horrible as They Sound
Illustration for article titled Zombie, Alien, Frankenstein and Vampire Fleshlights Look as Horrible as They Sound
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DISCUSSION

If you visit the page, you'll notice that all the dildos have a disclaimer attached: "Dildo is intended for external use only." Uh... what?