Zombie, Alien, Frankenstein and Vampire Fleshlights Look as Horrible as They Sound

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I miss Adam Frucci every day, but today I really miss his expertise. Behold, the Zombie, Alien, Frankenstein, Dracula and Cyborg Fleshlights and matching dildos! I don't know what kind of sick nerd would like to have sex with a zombievag.

On the other hand, I don't think we need to test these. [Fleshlight]

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DISCUSSION

If you visit the page, you'll notice that all the dildos have a disclaimer attached: "Dildo is intended for external use only." Uh... what?