Today at Giz: Happy Friday Thrill Ride EditionS

Welcome to the Friday thrill ride that is Gizmodo; I'll be your tour guide. Please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times. On your right, you'll see those horny USB humping dogs again, this time ganging up on a defenseless USB hub. And on the far right, be sure not to miss our educational gun feature, which we hope none of the wrong people will use to get some violent ideas.

In that closet over there on the left, we also give you some ideas for dressing up for the Presidents Day weekend, where you can apply lip gloss in the dark or even sacrifice your dignity with a USB mask. And what's that up ahead? A roadblock? Must be those RIAA weasels again, but this time someone's fighting back. Anyway, we cannot tell a lie: we've never heard of BitTorrent, your honor.